Client: Discovery Channel. Community management, social media response, and writing for a campaign promoting the premiere of a new television series. IsItaDeadlyAffair.com
One character wrote spectacularly bad romance novels, which I provided:
A storm was brewing in her viscera, the kind of storm that knocks the power out and leaves car windshields all coated with pollen and leaves from the trees. She covered her face with her elegant, slender fingers and wept tears that were more bitter than the pith from inside the rind of a really old lime. Afterwards, she felt cleansed, renewed, almost like a bird caught in an oil spill who had been painstakingly wiped off by a loving environmentalist. But the fact remained: she still needed to win back the affection of her one true love.